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Beware from the whispers of the Devil.” (ROC Admin) .
“If zombies ever do attack just go to Costco, they have walls, years of food and supplies, and zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership.” ( ROC Admin; Dec 25, 2012) .
Man, that’s got to suck if your career depends on it.” (Sheikh Abu Eesa Niamatullah; Oct 29, 2013) .
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“If I tell you that my Christian neighbour just purchased a sheep today, and he put it in his home’s backyard in order to get ready to slaughter it 2 weeks from now on Eid-ul-Adha day, would you believe me?
u r free 2 speek wid yo frends any way u want, but dis is n islamic page, n i will only ansa questions in propa english unless it is clear dat it is ur 2nd language n u cant do betta. ” 🙂 (Sheikh Waleed Abdulhakeem; 30 Dec, 2010, Canada) . ” (Sheikh Waleed Abdulhakeem; Canada, Jan 1, 2011) .
Sheikh Alaa Elsayed’s FB post, : “Don’t forget to say your Shahadah before you get on this road .” .
“For those of us who gained weight already in Ramadan…” (Sheikh Alaa Elsayed’s FB post; 16 June 2016) .
‘As we arrived into the London “Fiqh of Death” class yesterday, my Yahya who was with me says in this thick Manc accent: “Baba, what’s wrong in London? “The New Year Experiment: On one of our friend’s account, someone counted the number of Muslims wishing a “happy new year” on the first day of Muharram in the Hijri calendar, and found only 41 Muslims said it (out of 1000). “50 000 years before the creation of the heavens and the earth Allah willed and wrote that you would be reading this status update, the least you can do now is say Subhana Allah! ‘Laugh of the day: Focus more on the sounds emitted rather than the spelling: “The paw saw sum”…the ill effects of speaking too fast and not enunciating your letters properly.’ (Sheikh Navaid Aziz; Dec 20, 2010) . When I heard it today…I was cracking up for like a good 5 mins. The Paw Saw Sum Yes it is a true story.” (Sheikh Navaid Aziz; Dec 20, 2010) . Dad: Woman, I made that du’a the second I stepped out of the house.
you must remember to make it before you walk into the market, because that’s where all the Shaytans are, it’s their favourite place you know. Look on the bright side, at least you were considered cool 20 years ago… ” You can go to the gym, lift as many weights as you want, but if you can’t bench press your blanket at Fajr then it doesn’t mean anything.” (ROC Admin; Dec 30, 2012) .